Home Remedy for COOTIES!

Grace had a little incident

with cooties,

and it was not fun!

Her Uncle Billy gave her an itty

bitty kiss on the cheek and

she just knew he gave

her COOTIES!

Why?

Because he's a BOY!

And

BOYS have COOTIES!

She was distraught.

So much so, she cried!

(you would cry, too, it you had cooties)

So - I told her about COOTIE WASH!

 

THIS:

REMOVES COOTIES

Really.... it completely destroys them!

And it's not necessary to read

the label. It doesn't say

a thing about cooties

on there.

But then, it's a home remedy.

Home remedies aren't mentioned

on product packages.

Nope... I've never seen packaging

on a bar of soap say

put it under your sheet to

prevent leg cramps

and the vapor rub bottle

doesn't say, rub on bottom

of feet to prevent coughing,

but we all know those work.

So - if you get COOTIES

try this!

It'll also make you

smell nice and it'll

make your skin soft!